Your new favorite cup

Imagine this…

You take your morning walk to the coffee shop down the street. “Give me a dirty chai, please.” The barista finishes the transaction, and begins to reach for a paper cup. Before the Sharpie meets the paper, you interrupt, “Oh, wait! I brought my own!” You hand over your tumbler. Your drink is made in the exact amount of time you expect, with minimal waiting. The barista gently pours your drink into the tumbler. Setting it down on the counter, they yell, “Dirty chai for the cool person with the coolest cup!” You know it’s you. You strut up to the counter, claim your prize, then go about your day wearing a smile.